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jerry : at least when she dumps howie she'll crawl back under the rock she came from and we'll never have to see or hear her again.

gil's boyfriend : beth is a golddigging moron and howie is an ugly old beast. hahahaha

jessica elmaleh : no we don't, gil, no we don't ( insert creepy sinister laugh right here).

gil : does anyone have anything nice to say here? you are beautiful and howard is very lucky.good luck in your ventures with north shore!

howard : hi guys

joker : what a bunch of tools, i would love to see the beasts you jealous idiots are banging, oh thats right you dont get laid because you have loser jobs and cant get chicks

gary : i wish this idiot would go away. she's the worst thing that ever happened to howard.

golie : a horse is a horse of course of course

eiko : jesus, i can't beleive this shoutbox is still here.

mac : howie's too dumb to realize the mistake. she'll come up with some excuse to dump him after a respectable period of being married and portray herself as the victim. mark my words.

jo : beth is gonna be raking in the dough once howard dumps her. i think howard is just starting to realize the huge mistake he's made. and it's gonna be a very costly mistake. no kids thank god.

roger : im going to masturbate to the picture of beth in the black bikini

jedi beavis : i lust betho

john : poor beth was forced to write a book, get an agent and appear on horrible shows and the poor thing never wanted to be famous.

fred : howard eats ****cat

beth stern : i don't want to be famous.

jessica elmaleh : a horse is a horse of course of course. hee-haw it's time to giddy up mr.ed, i mean beth.

robin : how does a horse give up sugar cubes?

ali : beth has to have sex with that beast howie. hahahaha

sam : beth doesn't want to be famous. she was forced to get an agent and appear on inane shows against her will.