Archive

gary : my man stern!!!! good stuff!!! beth is a hottie...
dave : yes beth has dirt on me so i was forced to show her fat twitter photos on the air. i apologize to my viewers for a horrible 30 yr anniversary show but i was forced to do it
horse : she's not really that hot, especially "before"
gold digger : why would a hot piece of ass marry an ass $$$$$$$$
david : not sure if howard will appear. we are still trying to dig up video of beth who claims to have done my show. nobody remembers her but they do remember salt.
fred : yes, howard is the winner alright
gus : howard is a lucky man
calvin : keep tweeting underpants photos of yourself i'm still not calling you to pose in my ads
regis : and you don't have to fight for dollars from three of the old coots daughters who live off daddy
kaffeeleegifford : at least i was already a regular on television before i married an old coot for more fame and money.
sam : they're called sleeves and gloves. i would think the army has plenty of those.
allison : love the arm wamers. how can i get a pair to send to my sister on duty in afghanistan? thanks
rachel : not sure, but she is a marshmallow expert who's cat can't take ambien due to a heart condition
doodleaf : who is this horseface?
horse : remember the kathie lee & oprah forum raids? good times
arties liver : i just gave mutt a handi
hehe mutts busted : mutt made a mistake and posted the url for his new site. www.sternnation.com
billy : if howard and beth are spotted eating sushi in southhampton will that qualify him to be a judge on american idol?
thepost : wow, howard and beth eat a healthy breakfast in the hamptons and gets a mention in our newspaper, he is so famous for eating scrambled eggs that he should be a judge of kiddie talent on telelvision
mutt : do you charge by the hour or the "date"?