Archive

howard : the fact of the matter is... i like thin girls with long faces, and here's why...........

sayy itt loudd : yehh nigs so don't be hating

you mom : she is gorgeous and i bett yous all jelaous of howard

charlie sheen : i noe beth is smoking

your mom : beth is so effing pretty and if you ****s can't accept that than go find someone who cares. im outie

brooke skye : hey beth you can strap one on and give it me anytime

bj shea : hey everybody! i love sirius and howard i tune in everyday to steal ideas!!

opie : howard, what did you have for breakfast? your white dna tastes really good today

opie : **** = pi$$ aka urine

opie : hey i just own a pint of howards **** on ebay, i think i'll drink with an olive!!!

jimmy : mnhmfhmhfmhfnhunggh!!!!!

opie : great bubba impersonation, jimmy!! nice!!! you are so funny!! now get back to licking my taint!!!!

bubba : hey beth, howard is a cheap jew and needs to pay me more.

anthony : hey opie how is your ass feeling after ned pounded you last night?

anthony : look, boys! a real man is here! poke my balloon knot!!!!! treat me like the beotch i am!!!!!

bubba : army? you ****es anit got **** i got me an army "suck it"

opie : hey ant the whole o&a army is here!! homo luv fest!!! kiss me ben! kiss my love hole!!!!

ben stiller : hey howard, how do you like my sloppy seconds!!!

opie : wow i suck i wish i was howard

jimmy : let me share that taint, russ!!!! >lick, lick, lick< uuhhhnnngggg!!!!!