Archive

howard : the fact of the matter is... i like thin girls with long faces, and here's why...........
sayy itt loudd : yehh nigs so don't be hating
you mom : she is gorgeous and i bett yous all jelaous of howard
charlie sheen : i noe beth is smoking
your mom : beth is so effing pretty and if you ****s can't accept that than go find someone who cares. im outie
brooke skye : hey beth you can strap one on and give it me anytime
bj shea : hey everybody! i love sirius and howard i tune in everyday to steal ideas!!
opie : howard, what did you have for breakfast? your white dna tastes really good today
opie : **** = pi$$ aka urine
opie : hey i just own a pint of howards **** on ebay, i think i'll drink with an olive!!!
jimmy : mnhmfhmhfmhfnhunggh!!!!!
opie : great bubba impersonation, jimmy!! nice!!! you are so funny!! now get back to licking my taint!!!!
bubba : hey beth, howard is a cheap jew and needs to pay me more.
anthony : hey opie how is your ass feeling after ned pounded you last night?
anthony : look, boys! a real man is here! poke my balloon knot!!!!! treat me like the beotch i am!!!!!
bubba : army? you ****es anit got **** i got me an army "suck it"
opie : hey ant the whole o&a army is here!! homo luv fest!!! kiss me ben! kiss my love hole!!!!
ben stiller : hey howard, how do you like my sloppy seconds!!!
opie : wow i suck i wish i was howard
jimmy : let me share that taint, russ!!!! >lick, lick, lick< uuhhhnnngggg!!!!!